me: my human fighter is going to light a torch so he can see whatever monster they’re fighting
dm: he sees this
me: HE FUCKINGNGN WHATT
WE’RE LITERALLY FIGHTING FANTASTY JEFF BEZOS, THE RULER OF FANTASY AMAZON, A TERRIFYING DUNGEON FULL OF KIDNAPPED FAMILIES WHO ARE FORCED TO MAKE THINGS AND SEND THEM OFF INTO TURRET MOUNTED DRONES! SKDJFSDLFJSDLJKSFJ HIS BOSS DIALOGUE IN INCREDIBLE
i can’t believe my weird dming decisions are back on my dash to haunt me.
